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*cough cough cough cough* kill me
I feel even worse than i did a few days ago. i made the mistake of going over to my friends house and playing soul caliber 3 with heather and marshall for 3 hours. heather kicked our asses. we were her bitches till she got a blister on her thumb and was incopacitated. then i won a few times but it was still a pathetic ass whooping when i lost. this ( Read more... ) -
*sigh*
i am in poor spirits today. i should be happy, u-haul finally found the truck. it was on the side of the highway with two retards asleep in the back. luckily the company is holding the twins responsible for the $215 late truck fee. they apparently returned it and told the u-haul chick they would cover the costs. i was impressed by their maturity. ( Read more... ) -
help me or shoot me...on second thought just shoot me.
well, i feel like shit. i've had a pounding headache all day. we went to bed at 9 this morning and i woke up at 245. i've felt like shit since i woke up. heather is finally feeling better though. and if i have to be sick for her to be healthy than so be it. i finally puked while heather was on her food run. i feel better now that i have that crap ( Read more... ) -
welcome to my 7th pit of hell...would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
well well well my little duckies if you haven't read heather's journal let me tell you the lovely path life has taken me down in the last 3 days ( Read more... ) -
"hey fry, want me to smack the corpse up abit?"
*squee* I am currently being openly mocked for the sounds i make when tickled. *pout* oh well, i'm used to being mocked. i am humping the bed again. at least the bed will let me hump it. i am so deprived. Mmmm...head-humpy. heather's making fun of the vein that pops out of my right temple when i hump things. *pout* but all is ok because she is now ( Read more... ) -
help i need an adult....
i am being viciously molested by heather, and i like it. no i just wish she would molest me... i'm pathetic. i have decided that i am going as a navy ship ho for halloween. I have a few requests of the huddled masses out in lj land (not to be confused with tylorburg, population 2); forgive me for my last semi-conscious update, find me a punch the ( Read more... ) -
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i am currently slightly intoxicated. if this means that i make even less sense than usual i apologize. i have found the wonders of wine as opposed to beer or liquor. we are currently showing our stretching capabilities to each other. "my dad used to carry me around like a basket and throw things in me," schmeh. boobies!! heather is distracting me ( Read more... ) -
and the clouds parted...
greetings to all you odd little children. I have returned to say I am free of all hostilities today. I finally feel as if all the things in my life are starting to straighten out. I just had my crotch gnawed on...NATHAN STOP!!! LAUGH!! DAMN YOU!! LAUGH!! ...sorry...i had a weird moment there. wait this is a big one. where do you want it? ( Read more... ) -
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well, i have returned and now that i have slain 100 demons with a mighty swing, i am better. *laughter in the background* no i am not going to bitch about the candy twins for 45 minutes like last night so if you came to observe the random slaughter of their minds...well stay tuned i may change my mind. in case you have wasted the time to read my ( Read more... ) -
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hello minions of the one I love. I am an indentured servant of deck department on the USS Just Clean Somtehing. I am a free man in May of next year. then i will wander the wastelands of our own midwest searching for the ever elusive cry of the carrots, for you see, tommorrow is harvest day and for them, it is the holocaust. If you can't tell, i ( Read more... )