I slept in til 2:30 today.

[danyil]

While at home today I had to go pick up detergent for my mom. So I totally took advantage of the 50% off Easter Candy sale and bought some starburst jelly beans. My dad was just upset to find out that there aren't any black ones.

Comments

[stab_and_twist]

jokes on you. i hid a bunch of stuff at my work, including reeses eggs, until it goes 75% off.

[stab_and_twist]

nope. jokes on you. and im not even gonna tell you why.

[pistol_whip]

i defended you on this one, amber. i was like hey carl thats not funny and hes like :(

[polkadotsky]

seeing that you had to buy your own starburst jelly beans, this must mean that the easter bunny loves me more because he left me a whole plastic egg full of dem baybeez in my easter basket.

[girlspushgirls]

the easter bunny hates vegans.

[polkadotsky]

you little bitch.
don't even try to come rollerblading with the ring masters tonight.

[_fagtrons]

i prefer the smuckers sour jellybeans.
but the starbursts ones are so good too.