CCCXLIII. Voice

[dark_butler]

[My, but Walter is sounding rather high-pitched today...]

Oh very original, City. As though I haven't been a squirrel before. There's a reason there's a bag of nuts in one of the bottom cabinets in my kitchen. This is growing outright predictable.

Once again, to the police force, I clearly did not try to remove my monitoring bracelet. I think

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[banditfox]

Having trouble reaching all of the keys?

[dark_butler]

It gets tiresome dancing around on the keys. This time I remembered to use the translator that Pup always uses.

[banditfox]

Neither mental image is particularly flattering.

[dark_butler]

As though the City cares whether I am flattered. I have learned, though, and no one will be able to taunt me with nuts, as I have them already.

[voice]

[compactcrucifix]

Yum.

....you should stay indoors today.

[voice]

[dark_butler]

Another one? I don't plan to go out and let the delusional out there think they'll be getting a taste.

[voice]

[compactcrucifix]

Wolves are popular? Or is today's curse a prey-and-predator theme.

Hm. I might chase you, but I wouldn't eat you. Probably couldn't catch you, either.

[voice]

[dark_butler]

I don't know if wolves are popular. It's simply that every time I am cursed like this, I have some some carnivorous citizen getting ideas.

You will do none of those things. I cannot open locked doors, for one thing, if I were fool enough to want to go for a stroll on a day like this.

I wonder how long it will be before I find an eagle on my windowsill.

[dreamsofnoah]

Oh~ dear. Pup likes squirrels, doesn't he?

[dark_butler]

Yes. Yes, he does, but whether I am a squirrel or not, he remains my familiar.

[dreamsofnoah]

Will he let you ride on his back, then~?

[dark_butler]

...

I don't need a ride.

[cutecatenvoy]

Uwaaah~ Look at Butler. And I don't feel like playing like this!

[dark_butler]

Do feel free to go cut your own throat.

[cutecatenvoy]

Nein! Yet. Why waste a good show?

When in Rome

[tinyvampiregod]

A mounted trip against the other squirrels? Lets!

[dark_butler]

I would prefer to stay in.

You've been reading. You should introduce yourself to Road.

[tinyvampiregod]

It's my business to know yours.

Don't try to detract, Angel.

[dark_butler]

It's relevant, and I said that I would arrange the introduction.