Um, so, it's raining out.

Elia was outside mauling a German Shepherd and got soaked. She's huddled under the bed making 'mrrrrr' noises and generally being as evil as a kitten can be (read: pretty fucking evil).

Today Goldberry and I shagged four times. I do not think the term "the honeymoon's over" refers to us.

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I can do that too! Um.

zee dark lord: yo yo yo.
ringwraith killer: Whaaaaat?
zee dark lord: um, you know that thing where john makes his puppets IM each other?
ringwraith killer: Yeah.
zee dark lord: well, uh, he's really cool, so
ringwraith killer: You're a nitwit.
zee dark lord: ho.
ringwraith killer: So what did you want to talk about?
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If, uh, Brian Sibley or Andy Serkis ever see this... I am so sorry.

Halloween is a retarded holiday, but every so often Goldberry decides she wants to do silly mortal things and drags me along with her. I hope she realizes that promising post-trick-or-treating sex will not always work.

This is my costume.


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Thank you all for attending my wedding and leaving such a crazy amount of comments that Zlot will not be able to go near her inbox for weeks without it exploding and burning her hand off. Seriously, thank you. The ho deserves it ( Read more... )

Okay, the Dark Lord/Water Thing nuptials should occur tonight, should nothing weird happen to the muns. We're waiting a bit to see if certain people will get online, but if they don't in a reasonable amount of time, we'll get started ( Read more... )

Yo. Goldberry. We getting married tonight?

...

*dons pink muumuu*

Oh Eru. Okay.

*frolics around Mount Doom*

OLD TOM BOMBADIL IS A MERRY FELLOW
BRIGHT BLUE HIS JACKET IS AND HIS BOOTS ARE YELLOW

TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA >_<

WHEEEE X(

...am I done?

As you probably gathered from all the squealing the other night, Goldberry and I are getting married. Who would have thought, back when I was avoiding the insane lust of Faramir and she was dating the dead guy, that we of all people would ever get hitched? Who would have thought that a relationship built on an odd compulsion to have sex a lot ( Read more... )

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