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[darkmerlin]

so i just got a letter this morning from the Maricopa County Sherriffs Dept. I didnt get the job at the jails. i decided i am totally worthless, and will probably end up at arbys for the rest of my miserable life. i wasted almost 20 credit hours in criminal justice studies that i will probably never get to use because i fucked up a lot when i was a

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[ogregirl]

are there some other jobs you could get? i know at the Gilbert civic center (on civic center drive off Gilbert between Ray and Warner) there's a whole counter of criminal justice related jobs... don't give up.

[darkmerlin]

this intreges me, what jobs do you speak of?

[ogregirl]

i don't remember what they were specifically. i didn't pay attention because i have no criminal justice experience. but if you go to the ground floor of the building near the police and the courts (the one with the mayor's office in it) there will be an employment counter with applications and job descriptions.

[ogregirl]

i think they even said you had to have some criminal justice type credits. i'm not sure. mostly they were related to the police force. anyhow you should take a look.

even if you didn't get one of those jobs, i know there are some volunteer opportunities with the Civic Center. you could start there to maybe get some references at least.

[ogregirl]

regardless, you seem to be a perfectly intelligent and emotionally sane human being, and i think it would be a significant waste to ride into oncoming traffic.

[darkmerlin]

lol, ok, first off, i think the above post proves i am obviously not emotionally sane. second, what makes you think i am perfectly intelligent. also, its like i told my mom one time when she yelled at me for not taking out the trash, if i ran into oncoming traffic then she could use my corpse to store the trash in, that way i could actually be worth something to her, she didnt like me saying that very much, besides, it would be a good oppertunity to test my new jedi force powers

[ogregirl]

i said emotionally sane, not emotionally happy. emotionally sane meaning that perhaps you're unhappy because of not getting a job that you worked hard to get? i think it's a sane response to be disappointed. certainly it's the natural response..

i think it would be much cheaper and economic to buy a sturdy plastic trash can with wheels than to use you for trash. human beings clearly aren't built for storage. we're too bulky and we tend to decompose. i think that's a strange thing for her to say, but i don't know her.

star wars, eh? i've seen it 3 times so far, how about you?

[ogregirl]

oh no wait. i don't read things very carefully. you said that? hmm, ok.

[ogregirl]

ooh, i have to go... see ya later. good luck with everything.