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CLUB ? 5TH + NATIONAL 9 TIL CLOSE NO COVER 1$ PBR'S
DJ'S STEVO + JOSHKA WILL ROCK YOU'RE ELECTRO WORLD!!!

COMETO
CLUB ? TONIGHT 5TH+NATIONAL
DORI + AMELINDA DJ
ENTRY IS FREE + $1 PBR + I'M BARTENDING
YOU WILL HAVE FUN OR DIE

THIS THursday!!! M.F.'s no cover $1 PBR's
DRUNKULA iz tha barkeep!!!!
MIZZCHELLE + DORI (msoe) DJ's tha19th MF's
show the fuck up MF's!!!
P.S.= M.F.'s :) :) :
9-close 5th + National CLUB?

I am now evicted from my compartment, and now i live in an attic in bayview, witch is much bigger than my compartment, whitch i have been evicted from, so what's up now!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THURSDAY-MAY-12 KEVIN PIPKORN!!! & GEORGE G.!!! COME GET YOUR FREAK ON... NO COVER $1 PABST + I am tha mutha fuckin barkeep, yo. REPRESENT
@ CLUB ? 5th + National...

THURSDAY-MAY-12 KEVIN PIPKORN!!! & GEORGE G.!!! COME GET YOUR FREAK ON... NO COVER $1 PABST + I am tha mutha fuckin barkeep, yo. REPRESENT

This Thursday at Club Anything!

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Last night i was tending to the bar at "The Riddler", and somehow got a dance instructor to agree to teach myself and a ladyfriend of my choosing how to tango. I had to haggle a bit, and talked him down to giveing the lesson in an alley for 20 bucks and (get this) a box of shoehorses??? He offerred me a way better deal if i could in fact procure a