Yes friends, someone just opened the wrong can of whoop-ass, and that can is me. That's all the information i can give at this time for any further info may interfere with my PLANS. Witch i do have by the way in case you read this,(you know who you are)END.

Thursday April 7Th DJ's Mitch Dries + Luke Chappelle
2-4-1 Drinks 5th+National, look for the giant glowing purple questionmark.

NO COVER

"All the Pretty Horses" at club ? tonight, very cool glamrockers and the singer's a tranny, very HOT!!! i'm bartending some come do a shot with me and my all girl army of kung-fu killers.

I went to the meuseum o science and industry sunday with Kevin and David, it was insane! Some german scientist had somehow plasticised all these cadavers by injecting them with some sort of resin. Most of them had had all of their skin removed. They were positioned in interesting poses and ranged from bare skeleton to merely skinless and everywhere ( Read more... )

George and I stopped into the ? bar the other day for some cheap drinks. I went to get my check and he went to the mens room, returning to inform me that as he was useing the urinal some guy was snorting extacy off the top of the urinal while his friend was in the toilet stall screwing some girl. The guy offers him some extacy and said something ( Read more... )

I heard a song today(on live journal) that reminded me of a very special day i had almost forgot about. Well at that time it was a day like any other, lots of people comeing and going from my house, every one of them "FUBAR"(fucked up beyond all recognition). Anyway, during the course of our self-obliteration i decided that i wanted to run an ( Read more... )

So far, since i have acquired the evil honeybee amulet, I have had a few strange expieriences. Within hours of putting the bee in my pocket i met a witch out at a bar, Then when i went to sleep i had an erotic dream about my dead cousin stasha. It was really wierd, we used to play house together when we were little, and i've always missed her since ( Read more... )

Hi. I was talking(drinking) with my friend christian earlier today, and we made a pact to at the least wax our balls, and at the most do a documentary on ball waxing. probably what will happen is a midway piont of a group ball waxing party, however i would hate to see our brilliant idea end in such a way. i think i can really make the documentary ( Read more... )

jesus, what the hell? I had to get up increadibly early today and when i tried to get into my car i accidentally hit the car alarm button on my keychain. I never use my car alarm and don't know how to use it, to make matters worse the tiny battery inside the keychaintrigger device died immediatly after turning the alarm on, so there was no way to ( Read more... )

Is anyone looking for a roommate? I so have to get out of this awful town! I would like to move to either milwaukee or madison, preferably milwaukee. There is nothing good here, only bad things, no fun. I met this girl at a coffee shop in milwaukee who is going to burn me a copy of the new order box set! it's soooo good. nothing like that would ( Read more... )