Someone pointed out I havn't posted since April. So, HI!

So what did I learn today?

When your significant other calls you in the middle of the day and starts the conversation with: "I'm a fucking idiot!" the appropriate response is NOT: "Um (pause) not totally." Responding in such a manner will not score you any points, even if you think you're being funny.

Quick. Somebody remind why I came to work this morning.

This weekend I was getting out of the shower when the phone rang. Throwing on my bathrobe, I ran to catch it and looked at the caller ID. It was my cell phone. What the hell? I'm home, Tracey's home. How am I calling me? I answered the phone and could hear the radio playing in the next room. I looked through the door to find Aphrodite ( Read more... )

I was going to work until 7:00 tonight. It's 6:30. Does anyone mind if I go home? I think my brain has turned to pudding and I have to come in Saturday anyway. Please can I go?

Anyone (Alex, Josh, Leah) want to go to the Elk tomorrow at about nine?

Wow, I haven't written in this for almost a year. Hi. It's me. I'm avoiding paperwork by writing in my journal again. Are you still here?

I'm not ready to go back to work. I took an antihistamine last night so I wouldn't snore so loud that I would keep Tracey awake. She slept on the couch. The antihistamine wouldn't wear off this morning. I didn't get up until after 7:00. I am so late today. Can I have another day for my weekend please?

I gave up coffee for Lent this year. I just wanted to announce:

This is a damn good cup of coffee. Thank God that's over!

Happy Easter!

Thank-you everyone who sent me birthday cards and wishes last week. It was really a nice suprise to see whom I would receive mail from each day. I appologize for this belated thank-you, I wound up getting sick soon after my birthday, and this is the first time I made it to the computer.

Thank-you.

Sorry for those who hate quizes:


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