I love you... ... you know who you are... ...you sexy, gorgeous, beautiful thing... ...you smart, striking and absolutly dazzeling model of attractiveness... ... ... ... oh... how I love YOU... ... ... ;) ... ... now go make me a sam-itch! :D
effin shizz fudge crud crap gosh darn mother buzzin sonovagun i hate my car hate hate hate hate hate hate hate fudge all i do i pour needed money in that fudgin shizz hole and all i get is more problems, just more effin problems gosh darnit mother buzzin i need a new car or a hug or maybe both...
One day a burly woodsman awoke, intending to hunt himself a dame for dinner. Opening the door, the woodsman saw a very old lady who wore a hat that was pink. The woodsman thought it was hot but his heart was still cold...