This was fun, though it took a while to put together. Nolan, you already know most of these so you're not allowed to play :)

Step 1: Go to IMDB and find movie quotes from your favorite actors/actresses. (Best way to do this is to click the character’s name,  then drill into Fun Stuff/Quotes)
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This is the best thing I've heard all day!

So, how do nerdy guys get chicks? "Well," Chuck said, "it's like this. You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people. Now, it's between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is ( Read more... )

A few nights ago, I got to see Dr. Dean Edell give a lecture at the community center. When he wrapped up, he shared a quote that I particularly liked. Many folks have attributed this to George Carlin, and an equal number of folks say it ain't him. I don't know who actually said it, all I know is that I like it.  I find myself trying my best to live ( Read more... )

I went to high school with this guy, too! What the hell was in the water, anyway?

Two Sacramento High School Teachers Arrested


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I went to high school with this guy. Had no idea he had become so ... famous? talented? I've never heard of him (other than as my high school classmate, ya know).

http://davethehornguy.com/


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Please tell me your strange or unusual pet peeves, so that I won't feel so weird about my own ( Read more... )

This has to be my favorite online scam ever:


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If you're like me, you probably can't decide which shoe is uglier - Crocs or Uggs.

To me, they are neck-and-neck in the hideous category.

Until today. At last, a hybrid shoe trumps both Crocs and Uggs in the gawd-awful category. May I present the Ugg-Croc (Croc-Ugg?):


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the Aretha Hat Icons are making me laugh:


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