HA.

Jul 13, 2005 19:26

Lottery? Purchasing tickets? Fuck that. Dates are a pain in the ass and a waste of money cuz sometimes you don't even get laid after.

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m_oaksmd July 13 2005, 23:30:04 UTC
Yeah, sure. You couldn't go on a normal date if you tried. I think it's a phobia of yours.

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darren_oaks July 13 2005, 23:32:07 UTC
Bitch.

But seriously, what does a charity type date have to offer? Cheesy conversation, bad food, there's no way it would be fun....especially since it's hospital sponsored.

Sorry, but I don't want some hag too ugly to get a real date, and has to resort to this shit.

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m_oaksmd July 13 2005, 23:39:38 UTC
A charity date offers a karmic buy-off for the rest of the year, and God knows you need it, dickweed.

Besides, your definition of fun is probably outlawed in sixteen states.

You're just making excuses to protect your fragile male ego on the off chance there's a woman who'd turn you down flat. Chicken.

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darren_oaks July 13 2005, 23:43:36 UTC
Fragile male ego. Huh. Just like how I cry and ache inside. My heart is hurting, and I sleep with every single thing with tits, two legs, and a vagina to forget the pain (nevermind that sex is extremely pleasurable, and having sex with the same chick over and over again becomes rapidly boring...}.

Woe is me!!

Pain!!

My fragile male ego cries!

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