DRUNK! Let's get DRUNK! Who's in?!

Lottery? Purchasing tickets? Fuck that. Dates are a pain in the ass and a waste of money cuz sometimes you don't even get laid after.

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HAHAHAHA.

Oh man. It doesn't take a genius to figure out who tore around being mischevious yesterday.

What's this about me as a father? FUCK YEAH. I'D BEAT THE LITTLE SHIT EVERY NIGHT. HAHAAHA.

Sweeeeet.

(OOC: he's good with children, especially in the peds ward)

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Fuckin' sweeeeet. I just did it in the closet with a blonde nurse that looked like Britney Spears.

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HAHAHAHA.

I need to get laid. Where's a whore when you need one.

Note to self: buy more cancer sticks (yeah yeah, heard all the "you're doing the world a favor" jokes already, asshole)