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[darren_oaks]

I need to get laid. Where's a whore when you need one.

Note to self: buy more cancer sticks (yeah yeah, heard all the "you're doing the world a favor" jokes already, asshole)

Comments

[aurastabilizer]

I'd recommend rebalancing your chakras before you do something foolish.

[darren_oaks]

Oh Julie...me???? Foolish???

You're right. AHHAHAHAAHA....um.....yep.

[aurastabilizer]

Mock me too often and I won't let you borrow the Mini.

[doc_paul]

A wank not good enough anymore?

[darren_oaks]

nothings ever good enough for me. :D

[doc_paul]

Well then, golden boy, good luck finding a hooker that's good enough.

[darren_oaks]

I'll start lookin' in the lounges.

[kat_ward]

You need to find a woman who is just as much of an ass as you are!

Damn, it's so much easier to be insulting when you aren't face-to-face with someone! Who knew!

[darren_oaks]

...have I met you before??

Anyway, that's the point of a whore. I don't have to buy the bitch dinner.

PS: That's because you're not witty enough, and you need a cover..

[kat_ward]

No we haven't. You'd remember me....girl with the cast on her left arm.

Who says you have to buy her dinner???

No, it's because in public, I am really shy, where as in writing I don't have to see the person.

[darren_oaks]

Buy you dinner? You don't even know what I look like. What if I'm some pimply geekoid with glasses and a twig body whom you would never want to be seen with??

Wow, because you insult people you've never met daily. Sweeet.

[eachan_emt]

I hear ya, man. Have a good hunt.

[darren_oaks]

Sweet. Thanks bro.

[e_jeanriley]

You're doing an amazing job balancing the crap that comes into and goes out of your mouth. Typed with all respect due to a department head, naturally.

[darren_oaks]

Naturally. I'm good at everything I do.