AHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!

*dies*

Wheee.... coffee

As the overly attentive of you may have noticed I've been... scarce for the past few decades days. You probably wouldn't believe me if I was to inform you (by way of livejournal, apparently) that I've been locked in my office. Well, too damned bad, 'cause that's what happened. Okay, so it wasn't so much a locking as it was being quite literally ( Read more... )

( Private )

Is it wrong that I love the Fourth of July-- for all the wrong reasons ( Read more... )

Okay, is it safe to assume that PPTH has more or less returned to "normal?"(Normal for us, not the rest of the world) You know, veritable train wrecks in the clinic, complaining about paperwork and cafeteria food, so on and so forth? Normal is good. I've rather missed it ( Read more... )

I fell on my ass today. Twice. And, no, this is not the beginning of an amusing anecdote. As the title suggests, I have a point in writing this.

Apparently, the custodians are mop-happy roundabouts the clinic today. And I'm going to have the creatively-shaped bruises to show for it.

...Beware.

Gah. Father's Day. Called Dad. Talked to Mom. Thank God it's only once a year, eh?
( Shoo-Shoo. private )

One of these days, paperwork will be obsolete.

And clinic patients will be good conversationalists.

And pigs will fly. But one can dream.

The weekend is over. And I... don't want to go back to work. I'm reminded of the serious bout of senioritis I got in high school. Why am I suddenly shirking away from paperwork, you may ask. I'll tell you why. Because I'm having too much fun away from the hospital to go back. And yet, I will. ;_ ( Read more... )

I, apparently, am playing teacher today. What has one of IM's second-year residents learned today? I'll tell you what- When a patient has a pulmonary embolism, the first thing on their to-do list is not "Stick a hypodermic in ( Read more... )