Just Another Day

[e_jeanriley]

One of these days, paperwork will be obsolete.

And clinic patients will be good conversationalists.

And pigs will fly. But one can dream.

Comments

[m_oaksmd]

Is this a game? --I wanna play.

And cafeteria food will be terrestrial.

And nurses will keep secrets.

And doctors will deserve the MD after their names.

[e_jeanriley]

Nice.

However, somehow I'd be more impressed if you didn't just take a shot at yourself.

[darren_oaks]

That chick's a moron.

[m_oaksmd]

Shove it. The hospital already knows you're an anal son of a bitch, they don't need depth clarification. ...Damnit, jackass, you got in the way of a perfectly good catfight.

Suffice it to say, I'm fond of kamikaze insults. Blanket statements are very useful; waste less time.

[missingpeaces]

Aw, but paperwork is what separates the blue collar from the white collar! Do you really want to confuse the masses like that?

[e_jeanriley]

I personally prefer laurel-polishing that doesn't have carpal tunnel as a prerequisite. But, to each his own.

[missingpeaces]

...You have to have carpal tunnel before doing paperwork? Huh.

All I've got to say is thank God I'm a carpenter.

[e_jeanriley]

Hmm. Allow me to rephrase. You have to come to grips (no pun intended) with getting carpal tunnel before doing paperwork. Just so there's no false hope.

[jameswilson_md]

I'd like to have faith in the reduction of paperwork idea...except that it seems for every new fangle 'electronic' filing system we need four hardcopy "back-ups" to support it.

The irony amuses me.

[e_jeanriley]

And so, it stays paperwork. Vicious cycle? Perhaps. However, the conspiracy theorist in me says that it's a multi-faceted plot to destroy the rainforests and phase out lunch hours.

If irony didn't amuse me, nothing would.

[jameswilson_md]

Lunch...hour.

Two words that usually only go together when we're talking about a 'meeting at lunch time' which ends up going for 4 hours and which is never worth the meal provided.

[e_jeanriley]

Well, no one would choose the medical profession if they knew we have 'lunch fifteen-minutes.' And 'hour' has significantly fewer syllables.

Those meetings always remind me of high school. I can never read my notes when they're over, and I often find myself falling asleep. Only, this time around, there's air conditioning.