Something has moved in to my HQ.  It's been here for almost two weeks.

Unauthorized!

Unacceptable!

Heads will roll!

*whooooosh*
*meow*

Again the mailman did not bring me MY TANK!!!

He dies on the morrow.

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005

During the outage I started a doomsday cult.

What did you do?

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If I keep sitting on mom's lap, she'll never be able to leave. I don't want her to go and leave with these incompetent minions.

::sulk::

Now, it is time for the masterplan of the Mord to be laid into action. Minions, you must gather round for your assignments. Bring me steaky goodness! And mice! Many, many mice to command. My message must be carried far and wide.

The rule of men is is over. Now comes the REIGN OF THE MORD!!!

Mwa Ha Ha

MY PAW SHALL RULE THEM ALL!!!

My plan worked perfectly. All power to the Eastern Seaboard. Taken Down! Watch as the silly humans run around trying to find water and shade. All the while my minions are in action planning my rise to power. Who do you think owns all the ice cream trucks? And Icee machines? And the Polar Ice Company? ME ME ME ( Read more... )

Your democracy has rightfully given me the status of 'elite'. I am, however, no pet. I am a Persian Emperor and you would do well to remember that. I have plans within plans. My rule will fall upon this land like a smokey, fur blanket covering the ground with my spores. Leave a comment  1