is not dead

[datlowen]

ABSTRACT

I am not dead! I have a soul! I am not evil! Smokey and the Bandit made me gay. I people-watch on the Metro! I had a birthday! I drank a lot. I talked with a lot of boys! They are all exceedingly dumb. I joined a gym! My sister is getting married! Maybe I will post again in the near future, youlucky devils!

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Comments

[girlfromsouth]

FIRST COMMENT! 111one!! (I kid. I've just always wanted to do that, because it is stupid and i am a poseur, and clearly not cool enough to actually be able to do that on one of those badass journals like iharthdarth or anything.

YOU DID NOT MENTION THE SARS.

ANd you know what else? It is so much easier to read and follow along with your entires when I already know 80% of it. Makes the reading less painful.

I, too, in case you were curious, IS DIG THE RIGHTEOUS.

[datlowen]

One of these days, when I have 300 friends, everyone will want to be my first post! And then I will be cool. Or something.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE SARS. It is the gift that keeps on giving! Like herpes. I think it's a seldom recognized irony that the German word "Gift" means "poison."

marking one next to "is dig the righteous"

[sowilo]

*cough* *hack* *sneeze* I blame you people for my SARS. Why won't it go away?!?!

[datlowen]

Get some drugs! It goes away pretty quickly after that.

[luke2k]

hpy brthd

[datlowen]

thx!

[datlowen]

It's cool. Thanks!

CURLING SEASON SOON YAY

[road_to_hell]

YAY for you being alive with a soul!

YAY for your birthday!

YAY for you being the r0xx0r!!!

I've missed your posts. seriously, i've had hours where i've been working instead of reading your post and it's no fun.

Also, the cop needs to be bitchslapped. Just an FYI.

YAY for joining a gym. (Sue me, i like lifting).

YAY for football.

[datlowen]

WORKING INSTEAD OF READING?! HMOG. I apologize from the bottom of my heart. ("I just called/to say/I'm sorry!") Work truly is teh suck.

More than bitchslapped, I think the Cop needs to be ignored. Oh, well.

I don't know about lifting, but I like exercising. I kind of like feeling like I've had my ass kicked. Is that a good thing? I don't know. Of course, I have to start integrating what the trainer person told me to do, rather than just going and doing like five exercises and calling it a day.

YAY for football. I like baseball okay, and hockey more than that, but football is, of mainstream sports, my preference (unless you count car racing, which is like semi-mainstream. Anyway).

[road_to_hell]

I forgive you!

I don't like the cardio part. I get cranky. But when i lift I'm in the zone. and i love waking up the next morning and feeling "the beautiful pain"

I like football, baseball and the fights in hockey. Thats about it.

[datlowen]

I don't mind cardio. At least I can listen to music while I'm doing it.

I juts don't feel like I know what I'm doing when I'm lifting, so I get all self-conscious, and then I get embarrassed. Plus it doesn't help that tere are all these fabulously beautiful people all over the place, and I am not one of them.

[jgesteve]

HMOG they talk about Sondheim in this movie? For the love of God I was pre-ordained to be gay. AND NOW THERE'S A CONVERSATION INVOLVING BOTH A CHORUS LINE AND RICHARD PETTY. OFTLOG I am in love with this movie all over again.

They talk about Sondheim in Smokey and the Bandit (I almost typed Smokey in the Bandit, which I'm sure is a porn title available somewhere). I may need to reevaluate this movie

[datlowen]

They do! Well, he gets a mention. Really, it's a pretty terrible movie, but it's SO AWESOME. Although I recommend a version with swearing, which AMC did not broadcast last night.