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datlowen

Quattuordecameron

Jan 17, 2006 17:42

ABSTRACTI am smarter/less smart than Outlook. I have mental constipation (which is now relieved), and for purposes of this entry, pretend you are an educated 14th-Century Italian. Another stupid-ass Chairman joke. A series of vignettes: 1) Drunkenness I; 2) Pynchon I (Sandwich Boy); 3) Home For the Holidays; 4) A Pointless Story; 5) And This is All ( Read more... )

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mearagrrl January 17 2006, 23:06:54 UTC

Damn boy.

Also--hahahahaha! I am V. V. V. amused by your accidental date with dualitydyke. Hee.

And, I haven't seen you in FOREVAH.

Also, what is K, the Car Whisperer? I want K to come listen to my car and tell me what it needs!

datlowen January 18 2006, 16:09:53 UTC

I figured you'd get an especial kick out of that story.

I haven't seen like, anyone in forever! I have been distracted. Where have YOU been?

Har, the car whisperer. He'll get a kick out of that. His family is very handsy, apparently, so he learned a lot of that from them (he actually offered to install the brakes if I just bought the parts, but at that point the car was already in the shop, so.)

antne January 17 2006, 23:17:42 UTC

wow, it's been forever!

The potbelly's story totally a *tear* moment. It made me optimistic about my life.

datlowen January 18 2006, 16:11:09 UTC

It has been forever! Which is why this is so long. Sorry!

Aww! I know, it's a totally goofy story. But I'm glad it made you optimistic! I try ot be, even when it's mostly insanity.

darthfox January 17 2006, 23:21:20 UTC

[love]

:-D

(right there with you on the emo shit, natch. and actually i don't even have anything to jinx, is how lame i am. rar.)

datlowen January 18 2006, 16:11:59 UTC

YAY LOVE

Oh, I didn't even mention the cold I got from you for Christmas. WAH. It's better now, obvs.

Har, though.

*hug*

cmshaw January 17 2006, 23:52:03 UTC

Well, this is auk-ward.

hang on a sec, i need to thump you.

*thump*

okay, i'm going to go back to reading now.

cmshaw January 18 2006, 00:02:43 UTC

If I were feeling energetic, I would link those to the sections they correspond to, but I'm not, and it occurs to me that I don't know how to anyway.

this links to the next sentence.

here is the next sentence to which the previous one links.

*grins and runs away*

cmshaw January 18 2006, 00:03:41 UTC

also, *smoocha*! you tell stories well.

datlowen January 18 2006, 16:14:02 UTC

Thanks! SMOOCHA

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tritium January 18 2006, 03:47:58 UTC

So, I’m back! And, uh, hey, how about that local sports team? Or some junk.

Sure! The Ny Mets are my favorite squadron!

datlowen January 18 2006, 16:16:00 UTC

They are a fine assemblage, but do they have the chutzpah to outscore the Philadelphia Athletics?