I am blushing redder than you can imagine, I assure you. I honestly had no idea I was teetering that close to the edge, and here I went and fell off the cliff completely. I'd apologise profusely, but no amount can really convey how embarrassed I am. On with the update ( Read more... )

Lately I've been playing with my drum machine. I think it's blasphemy when you're a young drummer to possess such an item. It's like how you can't have a calculator when you're learning your math. Such an easy way out, and then you supposedly never learn. More than that, there's the pride of the mighty drummer. No people want to think that they can ( Read more... )

How many things can you say that you've done for a year? Five years? A decade? Even longer? I think that as time adds up, things become easily viewed as fractions of your life. Not only can it be viewed in a unit, but it also becomes this chunk of your history, forever etched in a significant amount of your brain because of all of the memories ( Read more... )

I've been hearing a lot of complaining about winter weather from random people stuck in snowy areas. Quite frankly, I don't know why you're whining about it. To me, snow is the great equaliser. If you're in a hurry, you can just bloody well forget about that. If you're walking, you have to trudge over the banks of snow, piles of ice or muddy sludge ( Read more... )

For Christmas, I got a beautiful woman, many loving (if aloof) cats and a sparkling aeroplane. No, wait, I already had those things. By the time you reach my ripe old age of 40, what you gain during the holidays is not a material possession. Actually, you receive loads of those, and I'd be lying through my teeth (or fingers, as it were) if I told ( Read more... )

Please, please don't kill me! I usually don't buy into memes and all of that, but this is short and kind of intriguing ( Read more... )

Seasons greetings, friends both digital and otherwise! Though I am neither round nor covered in white hair (yet), I would like to play Santa. Here is a bundle of gifts for some select special folks on my friends page. If I somehow overlooked you and you DEMAND a gift, just leave a little comment and I'll find something nice and pretty for you. ( Read more... )

I figure this is past midnight, so it definitely counts. Anyhoo...

Jonny Lee MillerJawnee, u r mhi fathur. Eet ees troo. Een fakt, Eye whill ryte thees messuj een tha nayteev langoowidge 2 mayk eet mwhore purrsunul. Eye ahm saree thys ees saho deeleighd, butt Eye ahm sloh. Pleez aksept mhi mohst sinseer apalogee. U r ah vehree yooneeq ( Read more... )

Have I mentioned recently enough how fantastic my wife is? My wife is fantastic. I've been home more than usual due to not too much work to sweat over, so we've just been enjoying ourselves. Sometimes it makes me feel like an old man, but if that's what old men do, then let me rest my weary bones for a tic ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, Kate! I think you're ace. I will have a movie marathon of yours today and weep over you in Quills. At least you live until a ripe old age in Titantic, eh?