Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: A log cabin.

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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a chicken?
A: Chickens Elephants sin(θ)

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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?
A: You can't, the mountain climber's a scaler.

While it's still pretty early, it looks like same-sex marriage will be banned in 7 states:

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2006/pages/results/ballot.measures/

I will be up all night following this page, too: Leave a comment  1 

This video is absolutely brilliant.

National Coming-Out Day ( Read more... )

The following is a sidebar written by Ginger Fawcett-Flores that was published within the story "Being Haole in Guam" (GU, July/August issue ( Read more... )

You know you're a nerd when you find this in the syllabus of one of your classes:

Late policy:
Each turned in item receives an initial grade of x, then the actual grade is y=x exp(-d/10), where d is the number of working days after the due date I receive the work. Everyone receives one grace day to be applied to one homework for the entire quarter ( Read more... )

Look what I got at work today...


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Cross your fingers, Washingtonians!

Gay Marriage Decision To Be Handed Down

POSTED: 12:35 pm PDT July 25, 2006

OLYMPIA, Wash. -- he state Supreme Court expects to issue its long-awaited ruling in a case challenging the state's gay marriage ban on Wednesday, justices announced. 
The short notice, posted on the court's Web site Tuesday, gave no ( Read more... )

After today's two finals (assuming I pass them both), I will officially be a senior. What. What.

I have a crush, and it sucks. It sucks because I haven't had a crush in years, and I don't remember how to deal with it. Oh, and he lives in Portland... and I dont know if he's interested in me... that's why it sucks.