a Prison a Place in a Dormitory, alarms on locked doors with cameras above ( Read more... )

WHAT! omg, i can't believe we were about to eat their shit! i knew you had to cut their heads off, but i totally didn't know you had to literally take the shit out of them. You learn something everyday.

This last weekend ( Read more... )

They say whatever you do on New Year’s Day you’ll be doing the rest of the year. In that case, enjoying yummy Mexican food, drinking lots of alcohol, having hot wild sex, and dancing ‘till it hurts will be activities I won’t be doing much of this year. Instead, I guess I have much sitting in the back seat of a car stuck in traffic in San Antonio ( Read more... )

The evil roommate sorceress of the closet on the hill (St. Edward’s University), simply known as “The Bitch,” has struck again leaving destruction and chaos in her wake, and stupid little notes all over the apartment. Her roommate, who must endure the constant burden of the evil hag and her vast mercenary minion army of as much as two “friends” is ( Read more... )

I BOUGHT A NEW CAR TODAY!!!! Yes, I said I, and with my own money too!!! I had some mullah stashed away from what I collected from my insurance company after some bitch totaled my last car last year. Though it was only enough for a decent down payment and I’ll still be paying this baby off for the rest of my life (5 years). Which car did I get I ( Read more... )

I have recently acquired some real police gear, more specifically swat and riot control equipment including the very cool ninja like hood cops like to wear when busting into drug dealers’ houses, tactical goggles, a helmet, some body armor, a gas mask and some other cool “toys” I’d rather not tell you about. Anyway, though the primary purpose of ( Read more... )

“Baby cows” my chemistry lab TA tells me when I asked where the bovine serum albumin stock solution comes from. I guess it’s a small price to pay so we can learn how proteins work, though one of my fellow lab partners who’s a vegan didn’t think so. When I asked the TA where it came from I was expecting some answer like, “it comes from donations ( Read more... )

A friend asked me why i don't update my journal as often. I told him whenever there's allot of action going on and things get too interesting it's almost always too personal to write on here. And a big part of it is that i'm a lazzy ass.

I feel especially proud of myself, considering my extensive lack of knowledge about cars, that I was able to fix my burning ghetto-mobile with a single penny, the most I’ve ever put into repairing my car. Here’s how it happened: I was driving home from work and I started hearing a kaput-dying car noise, rattle-pop-sizzle-snapp-fo' shizzle and all ( Read more... )