After the milk and cookies yesterday I really didn't think it could get much better. But How wrong I was! I have always been a dreamer, stopping only to savour the tastes of the occasional delight life serves up. It seems now though, my pallet of life is being treated to a new and wonderful taste each day ( Read more... )

When I got home today, James had prepared a lovely snack of milk and cookies! We sat under the tree in the back yard, eating our cookies and sipping our milk until we had milk-moustaches. It was a beautiful thing. We wrote beautiful poetry together and discussed current affairs. It was all very civilised really. The smell of putrid B.O and dead ( Read more... )

James came home yesterday with an odd powdery substance and a buy-one-get-one-free pack of hypodermic needles. It didn't look like anything that I'd seen before so I just ignored him and went about my business (think cheap plastic dildo sex). A few hours later, he was wailing from the bathroom and he vomitted on the new rug, gross! Sally licked ( Read more... )

Yall should know my pussy is now puss free. I take the puss out of pussy and what do you have left y lol.

Hey yall! Guess what? Turns out that James and his mates were all, like, having me on with the Herpes thing, turns out his friend is a doctor who he paid off with anal to write me a fake certificate of Herpes and it was really just chicken pox! OMG! It's so funny, we've been smoking spliffs all night to celebrate, I think one of my friends is ( Read more... )

James planted a microphone in my room some time last week and got a recording of me masturbating and he's using it in the ghanima song phantom! I can't figure out what I'm going to do to get him back... perhaps I'll spike his lube.

I spent two hours earlier giving hand jobs. And not just a straight motion, I had to twist it a bit because it was more efficient that way. My arm isn't even sore. Go me!

Did I mention that I was inflating balloons?
Did that even make sense?

I snagged him. You should have heard him calling to the virgin mary as he climaxed, oh my god. Them's christian virgins are good shit. And you don't have to worry about VDs!

One my lunch break today, this guy who I've never spoken to before(he always seems rather shy) started talking to me and I was all "Oh god, are you going to start hitting on me", he must be one of the few people in the building I haven't seen naked, lol, so after a while, we're talking, you know, about life and the world and he asks if I am happy. ( Read more... )

Today was Yahoo's 10th anniversary and as a treat to all their registered users, they bought ice cream for everyone. You're supposed to print out this coupon for a free 2 ounce ice cream and take it to Baskin & Robins 31 flavours and you bet your sweet arse that I printed out my coupon. I made James take me (because he's my bitch) and when we got ( Read more... )