I think "Bobby McFerrin raped my grandmother" is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Thank you Saturday Night Live. Thank you Alec Baldwin.

The other day on Star Trek Worf said, "The bile of the vanquished runs over my hands!" I just thought you should know that.

The biggest motherfucking flute I have ever seen

My favorite part is that the photo was clearly taken in some church's fellowship hall.

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I made a decision today. The next time my brother beats me I'm calling the police. Mom says I'll deserve it.

So here I am, my last night in this God-forsaken place. My dad and I spent all day moving my stuff. It's so nice not to put stuff in storage. Everything at my apartment is in boxes, but it's all in boxes in my apartment, not in the basement of the building I will one day or once again call home. Beautiful. We ate dinner at the Med and Dad ( Read more... )

I miss Buster.

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Phillip Melton is a jerk, newly updated.


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Phillip Melton is a jerk.

List of songs about masturbation

Homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck