Remember way back when? Turns out that strategy isn't so good after all ( Read more... )

The Claremore Daily Progress ran an article about the Rogers County Free Medical Clinic with an interview with my mom. Dad said the print version had a big color picture of her. It's an okay article if you ignore the part where they call my mom Presbyterian.

"A Dose of Good Medicine"

Someone wrote "Bitch" on my dry erase board.

I wonder what I did.

In training we were taught what to do if that happened to one of our residents and he or she came to us for help. In a way it's funny that I don't know who to turn to.

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I've been asked to reprise my role this Saturday as the innkeeper. My parents have also been asked to reprise their roles as Mary and Joseph. I get to tell my parents in front of the whole congregation "You look dirty and you smell. Move on. There is no place for you here." That's my line. Well, I have a couple others that are the along the ( Read more... )

How can you tell I'm back in OK? Because the man in the car commercial said "Dang! Those prices are low ( Read more... )

I think I miss my hair.

One of my fish just attempted suicide. He jumped out of the tank and fell about four feet to the floor, where he flopped around under my dresser until I was able to catch him and return him to the tank. I'm still shaking. I was yelling so a bunch of my residents who were hanging out a couple doors down came to provide verbal "Go Lucy! Catch the ( Read more... )

Phillip Henry, if this girl doesn't get into UChicago, I don't know what I'm going to do for friends next year. If you were present I'd be shaking you by the shoulders. Imagine that I am ( Read more... )

I think my fish are trying to mate. Then again, maybe I'm just an over-sheltered Bible Belt gal who can't tell the difference between platonic fish friends and fish friends with benefits.