I love this. The first sentence in Wikipedia's article about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) are a group of four anthropomorphic turtle brothers, who, as one might infer from the name, are also teenagers, mutants and ninjas.

You tell 'em, Wikipedia.

It's been a strange week. I've had more showers than hours of sleep, and more showers than meals. I'm not sure why. Sleep and hunger haven't come. Then whenever I get bored with the logic problem I'm doing or whatever, I take a shower. I guess it's nearby. I don't know ( Read more... )

You can stop worrying. I'm still alive, although I do have a bit of a cold. After VBS I essentially quit using the computer all summer. Then I felt like I needed something profound after such a long hiatus, and with nothing profound to say I continued to remain silent. Now I'm back, if for no other reason than to post this quiz:


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Vacation Bible School is almost over. I've danced, sung, and feigned enthusiasm with the best of them. We did it this year with two other Claremore churches, and we've been doing the music part all together instead of in small groups, so I've been dealing with over a hundred kids at once instead of fifteen at a time. It's been pretty crazy. ( Read more... )

It was iffy there for a while, but I made it. My short reaction to the week is NEVER AGAIN. Now excuse me while I go pass out for a few days.

Lord help me, I'm off to Camp Christian this afternoon. If you don't hear from me in a week or so, send out a search party. I'll be somewhere in the woods in Mayes County.

My computer shut down twice while trying to write here, so I give up. Instead of substance you get crazy scavhunt photos!

The "Die, Cash Register, Die!" Series
before
during
during
guy with foot in monitor
Max Palevsky Iwo Jima

What 30 sliders and a beer look like

Not scavhunt, but whatever...
Let's play Spot the Second-Year at Marie's birthday

It's been almost two weeks since the last time I went to bed before the sun came up. It's as if my body thinks that it's already summer and has decided I should be nocturnal again. I'll be home tomorrow, although I don't know yet when I'll be leaving Chicago. I hope Phill makes the trip okay. Dad's saving a large soft drink cup from a meal he ( Read more... )

( The 2005 Henderson House State of the House Address )

I learned something last night. You can't play a drinking game to The Vicar of Dibley. Alice will always be stupid. Owen will always talk about bodily functions and animals. Frank will always be boring. Jim will always stutter. David will always be arrogant. Letitia will always make bad food. The whole show is a moot point. The only ( Read more... )