Oh man, there's nothing like picking up guys in the meat department of Wal-Mart wearing my giant ratty Rotary t-shirt with my mom standing four feet away. With my luck he'll call at three in the morning, unaware that no longer having a Tulsa-area cell phone I gave him my home number. "Oh hi, Mrs. Franklin. No, I'm not trying to make a booty call
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