What?

My Theatre and the New Media paper is going to have a paragraph in it about Beckett ( Read more... )

I am going to attempt a polite and thoughtful post...

Merry Christmas to all who read this. And also to those who don't.

There see...I managed it.

Now fuck off.

PS- To Greg - Let the turtle dance on. (He knows what I mean)

How to make a Brendan
Ingredients:

5 parts success

5 parts brilliance

5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little fitness if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Three weeks ago, in a fit of rage, I overturned a tool shed. Underneath I found two dead racoons, each with their teeth locked around the others throat. They had apparently fought eachother to death underneath the tool shed. The sight of their lifeless bodies caused my anger to leave me, to be replace with an overwhelming glee and a strong ( Read more... )

Break Silence ( Read more... )

Welcome to part 1 of my 12 part series: How Much I Hate You!Every day for the next 12 days I will be using this Live Journal to detail my hatred for you and everything you stand for. Please refrain from crying and/or clapping till the series is complete. Otherwise you will be terminated. By God. He's on my side and hates you too ( Read more... )

Attention all smelly people.

From now on you will recieve one kick to the face per day and one flick to the left testicle/ovary per hour.

You have been warned.

I think we need to light more things on fire. Specifically small children. The annoying ones...so most of them. These days it will be a lot easier as the most annyoing ones identify themselves by using copious amounts of hair product. All we need to do is throw matches at them and they should light up like lovely little candles. Go to a school ( Read more... )

The only purpose for this post is that so Greg Carere can not read it and hate it.

By posting at all I have achieved my aim.

That being done and am free to continue not posting anything else.