Bush has made another ridiculous statement today in response to yesterdays Ninth District Court of Appeals decision (which states that the phrase "under God", as currently used in the Pledge of Allegiance, was unconstitutional). ( Read more... )

Can't sleep. Damn. ( Read more... )

My iMac can fucking bite me!!! Is it my COMPUTER that fucking sucks, or is it just ME? I swear snails have warp capacity compared to the slug-like speed of my computer, not to mention all of the annoying mechanical problems I tend to have (ie: your CD burner is not responding because it doesn't appear to be connected [it tells me this when it is ( Read more... )

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"Over the weekend, I learned one of the secrets of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood: Forty-five minutes into the movie you can still get your money back." - DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show ( Read more... )

Part of my shopping extravaganza yesterday I purchased a new pair of shorts. I totally in love with them!!! I used to have this pair of cut off Army pants that I used to wear back in high school that had these pockets on the legs. I went to an Army Surplus store looking for a pair recently and found them to be out of my budget. I found these ( Read more... )

1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?:
Mouth/smile, cool hair, etc.

3. Would you marry for money?:
No (the real question should be, would I marry).

4. Have you had braces?:
Yes.

5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?:
Sometimes. Not very often. Too much work. Reminds me of lawn care. I hate manual labor.

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Guess what I got in the mail today?
A) A letter bomb.
B) A letter from Blockbuster telling me that they're taking me to collection for the $5.96 I owe them in late charges.
C) My Replacements video (six hours of viewing pleasure).

[Hint: I received "B" yesterday].

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"I’ve had bad dreams in my head, waiting ( Read more... )

Your favorite Portland popsters Dead End Crush will be playing live at The Ash Street Saloon, Wednesday, June 19th. We will be playing with Hypersomethingorother and The Film. Never heard of The Film but my booking manager assures me that they are ultra cool. It will be a night of ultimate night of catchy, power-pop!!! Hypersomethingorother (not ( Read more... )