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[deadlesbian]

Right. Gainful employment. I seem to be in need of it again. Anyone got use for an adorable, mouthy girl who has meager skills when it comes to menial tasks and didn't actually finish college on account of being stabbed?

Anyone?

Please?

Comments

[dresden4hire]

You're hired!

[deadlesbian]

Perfect!

...what am I doing?

[dresden4hire]

Sitting on a stool, reading a book, and selling the occasional magical nick knack.

[deadlesbian]

That I can do. I can even supply my own books.

[theshockvalue]

I know a place where you can sling coffee and get paid for it.

[deadlesbian]

As in fire coffee at people via a slingshot? Otherwise I think I'm going with the knick-knack selling.

[theshockvalue]

What you've suggested is an abuse to coffee.

No, it's making it. Stick with the knick-knack selling.

[deadlesbian]

I'm British, island of tea over coffee.

[bass_on_fire]

You have a lovely way of selling yourself, babe.

[deadlesbian]

I believe in being honest.

[bass_on_fire]

One of the reasons why I love you.

Any luck so far?

[deadlesbian]

It appears I get to be a shop girl. With a job described as mostly reading, I can hardly complain.

[starchilde_lost]

Darn. I was going to tempt you to work at a bar, but apparently I'm way late.

[deadlesbian]

I'm not exactly the best at dealing with drunken people respectfully, though. So possibly not a loss on your end.

[starchilde_lost]

Well, I'll just keep looking then.

I'm Rachel, you're a friend of Kara's, right?

[deadlesbian]

That I am. We know each other quite, quite well.

Nice to meet you, Rachel.

[trapdoor_spider]

That would depend I suppose what sort of job you wished to do...

[deadlesbian]

If you're about to suggest something improper, I'd be very careful.

[trapdoor_spider]

And that would depend a great deal on what you consider improper.

[deadlesbian]

Well, basically, no making any prostitute comments if you value your testicles.