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You've reach Myrnin. Yes I'm well aware you're ringing me however I'm in the middle of a particularly difficult equation involving many things you wouldn't understand. Leave a message and perhaps I'll get back to you when it's convenient for me to do so.

Immortality: Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah

No one ever tells you the whole deal. You just get the punchline: "You will live forever".

Sometimes it's customized a bit: "You're sick and you're going to die unless I make you immortal" "You'll be able to learn forever".

And it's not a lie. That's the very important part. It is not a lie.

( Cut for very long history, most of it canon with a tad of headcanon tossed in to flesh it out )

Backdated to very early this morning, as in just after midnight

[There is a very, very pale, very naked vampire man running about the City. He is in City Mart. He's in the coffee shop and he's wandering about the parks ( Read more... )

I don't suppose next time one of you turns into an animal or the opposite gender you'd be open to allowing me to experiment on you?

[The video is terribly unclear. It's dark and mostly pointed at a pair of feet in pink, fanged bunny slippers. The video moves quickly, almost blurring and it's accompanied by the screech howl of a cat, the sound of things knocking over and the scream of a woman a bit of a distance away. The video cuts out for a moment then resumes. It's still this ( Read more... )

[The video flickers on to show Myrnin sitting next to a fire place. He's curled up on a sofa apparently snoozing. He's not reading, he's not scribbling. He's just lying there. After a moment he yawns and begins to idly lick his own forearm and wrist.]

In my opinion it is never too warm for a fire.

[The video that Myrnin is running in order to document his excursion down here to the train is spotty at best, cutting out from time to time and often more snowy than clear. He's flipping gadgets, connecting hoses and occasionally pulling metal bits and ends out of a bag at his feet. It's unclear whether the bits and ends serve a purpose or just ( Read more... )

[A livid looking Myrnin comes on screen. He is staring directly at it. There is a smudge of red on the corner of his mouth and a dribble of it on the lapel of the white brocade vest he's wearing. He leans very close to the camera, clearly baring his fangs. His eyes are blood red and his skin is marble white]

This is unacceptable! I won't have it. ( Read more... )

To those of you staying in Oh Aces, I must apologize for the smell emanating from my lab in the basement ( Read more... )