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Emergency Post
Just making a post to save the comm and all its incredibly detailed sporkings. I'd hate to have the comm annihilated for inactivity, and LJ is going to start deleting inactivate accounts soon ( Read more... ) -
Time For A New Product
I don't know how many ex Harry Potter Fans there are in the world caused by the extremely disappointing Deathly Hallows, but it seems clear to me that it is time for a New Product to replace Harry Potter in the Witch and Wizard fantasy genre. I am not an author. I don't read fanfiction, and I'm not making this post to advertize or suggest any ( Read more... ) -
"All was Well"
I consider that, in years to come, this particular phrase will be discussed and dissected by people more educated than I, and will (if Potterfiction stays as popular) be considered to be one of the greatest literary lies ever. For me it ranks along with "All animals are created equal" and will - just as that phrase was shown to be a nonsense -lose ( Read more... ) -
Rec List.
The post-spork discussion will be up later. In the meantime, this is where you can post recommendations for fic and art that deal with plotholes Rowling never filled, with the Wizarding World at war, with the aftermath of the war, with AUs and dystopias, et cetera, et cetera, and so forth...you get the idea ( Read more... ) -
Epilogue -- Nineteen Years Later
The Crapilogue was sporked by enolabloodygay. Happy Valentine's Day, folks!
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Nineteen Years Later...
In which the Famous Five Meet the Secret Seven in Gull Cove...or something. And everything is just Grrrr-eat! And it makes me want to barf.
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Chapter Thirty-Six -- The Flaw in the Plan
Tonight's spork is by bee_in_a_garden.
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Chapter Thirty-Six -- The Flaw In The Plan
( In which Neville is heroic while Harry plays dead, Rowling slows down the plot to a crawl by having Harry deliver the Boring Super-Villain Speech, and the final battle between Harry and Voldemort is the very definition of anticlimax. ) -
Chapter 35 -- King's Cross
In which Harry is mostly dead, Voldemort's soul is ignored for no particular reason, and Albus Dumbledore Lies About It All To You.
Note: This is from the British edition. Readers of the American edition may notice some differences in the text.
Chapter Thirty-Five -- King’s Cross
( The Harrydore's quite strong/ Watch Albie's ego swell/ As Harry thinks all wrong/ Both overact like hell/ For this is the Song That Goes Like This. ) -
Chapter 34 -- The Forest Again (Part 1)
This chapter is by quinby. There will be another spork of this later--her computer, Adams, decided to live up to his name and be obnoxious and disliked. That is, he crashed, taking the whole spork with him. So I started work on it, in case quinby couldn't redo the spork in time...and when she sent me this, my version was three-quarters done ( Read more... ) -
Chapter Thirty Three--The Prince's Tale
This endeavour having caused Erastes to have a nervous breakdown, she’s had to take herself off to a remedial writing course where she is being soothed with the cool application of the proper use of colons and gentle repetition of sentence structure until she recovers.
Her spork therefore will be conducted by our old friends The Random Death Eaters (1 and ( Read more... ) -
Chapter Thirty-Two -- The Elder Wand
Today's spork is by quinby.
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Chapter Thirty-Two -- The Elder Wand
( In which the world ends for Harry AGAIN, Rowling fails Insect Studies, Luna and her friends pwn the Trio, and Voldemort is suffering from performance issues. )