Hammer in skull, I am waiting to return your suffering ( Read more... )

BOOM

two year anniversary with Krista

I am absolutely ready to get the fuck out of college and start my life with this wonderful girl

I got all these beers and no one to drink em with

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GENTLEMEN! I PRESENT TO YOU...THE NACHO! WHO AMONG YOU WILL BE THE FIRST PUBLIC MAN TO TASTE OF THE NACHO? WHO SHALL PROVE THAT A WELSHMAN FEARS NOT THE UNKNOWN?

I just finished my big final paper for a literature class, and I went outside to my porch to have a cigarette only to find that one of the seats out there (bucket seat ripped out of my old car) was overturned on the front lawn. Who the fuck did that? What is it with this fucking street that seems to attract drunk assholes intent on ruining my ( Read more... )

If you're a tenured professor or a grad student and you want to get critical work published, don't worry about actually saying anything you care about or is true, just write the most provocative, head-turning bullshit you can come up with! And make sure that EVERYTHING is either Marxist, feminist, Marxist-feminist, or anarcho-Marxist-feminist ( Read more... )

MELVINS

hell fucking yes

When you're in a long distance relationship and you do something stupid it sucks because you can't make up for it all John Cusack style by standing outside her window with flowers while getting rained on. I would rather get rained on, because I can never sleep when I feel like I've been a jerk and I can't fix it right away ( Read more... )

So I decided to take a fairly relaxed semester to get me back in the mood to enjoy school again ( Read more... )