maybe nazis just aren't funny anymore.

everyone cool is dead

you may go about your life now.

I'll kill you if it kills you ( Read more... )

another zombie dream last night. It's serious now. Complete lack of preparation, not an idea how that happened. What was I thinking. I need provisions, weapons, and barricading materials. On me at all times.
No turning back now.

"though today it is me, we all shall fall."-dwight schrute

set your eyes to auto-focus, children. Even the skeleton living on the 3rd floor didn't see this one coming.

The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing ( Read more... )

At least now I can use the phrase "I learned this in rehab", and not be lying ( Read more... )

"You are my number one, Jack"-Jack Palance, Batman

I want everyone's opinion on this, for I have faith in your wisdom, or at least pretend to ( Read more... )

Ya think sand grows on trees?

I shut down the demon
burning eyes burnt black