I'm going broke breaking laws and buying books ( Read more... )

Is it that hard to seem like you don't fucking hate my guts whenever I'm around?
Or could you tell me if you did hate my guts?
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the fuck

Xerox the Xenophobic faces displayed on television screens in toilet bowls with the volume turned down.

The actress that played Lady Deathstrike in X2 was Kelly Hu....I think she was the main love interest of Ernie Reyes Jr. in Surf Ninjas. I'm much too afraid to research this, as a negative answer would destroy my respect for Rob Schnieder for years to come and we can't have that.

Campbell's Chunky Turkey Pot Pie.
Try it with buttered egg bread.
A distinct possibility that you'll wish to eat nothing more in the world might arise.

I always felt a slight sting of pride whenever spell check revealed nothing wrong. And when it does, I blame it on bastardized, post-latin grammatical rules.

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A humble thanks to all those who could attend last night. Your presence was the present, and gifts were very much appreciated and will be smartly missed after consumed, or darts lost. Should my liver be injected with the Super Soldier Serum...then I may yet live to see next year, and we can repeat the sequences ad infinitum ( Read more... )

I now embark on my benevolent "Bender". For every hour of sleep I sacrifice...a pint shall be consumed.

I love my mother the most but refuse to show or acknowledge it as it is a sign of weakness. I was very popular in high school, and expect to even evolve to a larger giant. I come from a moderate level of money, my father sells real estate and sleeps with his secretary on Thursdays and after church on Sundays. His name is Dale, his secretary is ( Read more... )

I intend to consume my entire body's weight in egg drop soup before christmas. How much does a quart of egg drop soup weigh?