What the Dick happened last night?

I wish everyone had seen what I saw when I came down into my basement this morning ( Read more... )

So..Get Fuzzy is the most brilliant comic strip since Kathy.
and i think I'm gonna have a party tomorrow (thursday) night.
just so all you fuckers no. so come out. free booze until what I can afford runs out, then you gotta fight sobriety on your own.

I remembered another quote from chicagomaniatwothousandsix:

"I have the softest skin of all time"

If anyone who wasn't there can name who said this, I'll steal them somethin' pretty.

It is a very unique instinct when you wake up from a night of drinking with your friends..and you simply FEEL like you've made an ass of yourself. You don't know what you said, or did, but you just know ( Read more... )

The One Quote I was sober enough to scribe during this weekend of warriors lost in Chicago.

"Dude, I really want to go to Thailand for those sex operations."

I'll give you three guesses as to who it was that said this:

1.Brandon Gheen
B.Brandon Gheen
TheCorrectAnswer.Muthafuckin' Brandon Gheen

Tbe fuck is wrong with Israel and Hezbollah?
Where's the righteous nature of Israel?
Killing children in the name of who again? God? ohhhhh, of course.
I sometimes forget religion is far more destructive than a tactical nuke. and far less expensive.

Eyes wide open without wakefulness, they beg ( Read more... )

mom: "Look at those clothes, those clothes are dirty."
jon: "Dirty is.....relative."
mom: "I found a pair of socks in there that were not relative. They were dirty."

This has been my favorite conversation of the entire universe. It happened five minutes ago.

Corporate terrorism.
who's in?