pseudovirus wrote in
dear_um
Nov 13, 2009 21:51
dear UM housing,
why did you torture me by placing me into baits? it's been 3 months and i thought it would get better but it hasn't.
yours truly,
ashley-the-miserable-freshmen
drunkontea wrote in
dear_um
Jun 17, 2009 00:19
Dear UM campus,
I miss your easily accessible wealth of corner party stores and bars.
Love,
Recent UM graduate
ly1ng_from_you wrote in
dear_um
Jan 29, 2009 18:49
Dear Fishbowl Ant:
My condolences for the loss of your friend, who is laying squished and dead next to me. I didn't do it.
Dear Fishbowl Staff:
There are ants in this place.
armscrossed wrote in
dear_um
Jan 18, 2009 14:52
Dear city of Ann Arbor,
Although you didn't ask me to make this, here is your grocery list for this week.
1. Snow plow(s)
2. Road salt
armscrossed wrote in
dear_um
Dec 18, 2008 12:32
Dear Wolverine Access,
You are a hot mess. Grades are a record of your academic performance and should therefore be located under "Academic Records" and NOT "Enrollment."
morningstar_337 wrote in
dear_um
Dec 16, 2008 18:15
Dear people above me,
Stop bowling, or sumo wrestling, or whatever you happen to be doing up there. You're making me uneasy, and if you make a hole in the floor and fall through to my room, I'm not helping you. You're on your own to deal with Housing for the hole you made in their shiny new MoJo.
Thanks!
Sincerely,
your downstairs neighbor
armscrossed wrote in
dear_um
Dec 15, 2008 15:17
Dear kid who lives in the apartment next to mine,
Did you know that there are other bands besides Weezer?