Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.

must stop reading the book of NOTABOUTHIM... I think I just dribbled some of my brain.

work is slow

Tommorrow I am off on the metalbird ( Read more... )

The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo ( Read more... )

without him the roads have ripped,
the buildings have uprooted and walked down
the cordoned avenues... he did that... just as much protest.

kester took the sun and left deep footprints
to him they could be mistaken for foxholes - shell craters.

it never falls when Im looking ( Read more... )

what a wanker

tonight at a party at my house
i toss about and
drink mead from a jar.

Thesaurus ( Read more... )

its cold and crisp
and in my jimmy-jams I
fill up on free sample coffee
with my feet under three duvets.

holidays
my body has decided to shut down
and let the thread be pulled
and unwind slowly.

And death shall have no dominion ( Read more... )

vonny, you'll know... what are the basic tenet of janism... did i spell that right? the indian pascifism movement.