( Dear internet: I tried to make you funnier. I tried. )

( Movie review of movie which should not be reviewed. )

Once upon a time, a Smithsonian magazine and I shared a bathroom together. The cover story was completely amazing, and I'm pleased to find that it's not only on the internet in its entirety, but it also includes silent video footage!

Inspired, I attempted to delve further into this topic, and wound up once again at the Army Medical Corps' ( Read more... )

If you fast forward through the weird musical interlude, this is actually sort of amazing.

It's like a Russian porn with jumping off things instead of sex.

Subject: Congratulations to me ...
From: Mash Sherman
To: Holly Archer

Just wanted to let you know I finally beat out all of Katy Joyce's Snood
scores on the "Evil" level. Of course she is probably ten times better now.
As you can see, life is really exciting here, not that I'm complaining!
love,
mom

Oh man. This was formerly one of the two aquarium shops in greater Boston which I didn't feel completely shitty patronizing.

At least it went out in a blaze of absurd tragicomic glory which summons to mind both Pee Wee Herman and ALF victimization pamphlets.

So did you hear the news? Everybody's talking, the word's just spreading like wildfire. There was such a buzz, Rick DeCristofaro had to walk downstairs and say, "What's this, what's going on? What's all everybody talking about?" And it turns out:

Yakoo is fifty this year.How about that? So that's what everybody's talking about-- rinse that, ( Read more... )

Well this is gross.

Just between you and me, I think census data is some of the best stuff on the internet.

Quincy, Massachusetts, from city-data.com:

2005 median house/condo value: $382,300 (it was $185,700 in 2000).Median household income in 2005: $59,526 (it was $47,121 in 2000 ( Read more... )

Wow. Dogville is easily one of the best movies I've seen in ages, and I'm a little appalled that nobody ever told me to see it before. So to prevent this unfortunate scenario from perpetuating itself:

Hey, buddy, you should rent that movie Dogville.