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[decoschmeco]

here i am again at the phoenix airport. this particular locale seems a divine spot for me to gather a list of complaints i have about the world (i see it as no coincidence that the following are mainly concerned with air travel

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[pendragoness]

I missssss yoouuuuuuuuuu!

[champagnesheik]

1. Bitch should know that Southwest is known for having the longest lines of all the airlines.

2. HAHAHA I just pictured you participating in water sports with a toddler!

3. IS THERE ANYTHING MORE RIDICULOUS THAN GETTING DRUNK ON A FUCKING AIRPLANE?
Yes...
SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!

6. Just fat people in general, actually.

7. Were we supposed to have read something for tomorrow?

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU

[decoschmeco]

ummm i think chapters 9 and 10 from the art book. but who cares about art anyway? "all art is quite useless." NAME THAT QUOTE AND I'LL FIND A HOTTGUY TO GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB! i can't wait to see you, either. it would help if my plane wasn't fucking DELAYED!

[champagnesheik]

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray.

ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH!

[decoschmeco]

OMG JORDIE YOU'RE SO SMART AND HOTT AND GUHHHH HOW DO YOU DO ITTTT?!?!?!

[glowing_fish]

Greyhound.