( Random Elephant Nonsense. )

Beware of the Blob! It creeps, and leaps, and glides and slides across the floor.

Scientists can be rubbish. This strange stuff has not been experimented on properly. Clearly someone should have tested how it reacts when shown a Wind Turbine. Also, I feel rather let down by my Scottii ancestors as it appears no one has thought to cover it in ( Read more... )

I am only on page two of 'Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition' and already i have learnt a fact that I need to share with the world and my fellow word lovers ( Read more... )

This is not AmericaI'm not against the sentiment. In fact I'm quite for it. But the name. Dear me. 'Highway of the Heroes'? Can't we find something a little more English. 'Lost Tommy Alley' maybe or 'Memorial Road'. Not 'Highway of the Heroes' which sounds like it's from a cheap novel ( Read more... )

Why does Auntie Beeb hate us shire folk[1 ( Read more... )

Today I got my Mortgage statement. I have never in my life understood these. This one is even more confusing.

Despite the fact my insurance paid off a huge amount of money this year. There is a little line at the bottom that says. 'Arrears of £17.37' has been added to your debt.

Eh?

There's also a really odd bit at the end. 'We can both ( Read more... )

Lindy and I have been sniggering over the large amount of non-news that seems to have been in the papers recently but I think I might just have found our winner.

STUNTMAN FAMILY PUT FAITH IN MEDICS.

This is the astounding story of a stuntman who was hurt in an accident. He is now in hospital.

Um.

I have watched, loved and enjoyed 'The Princess Bride' many times.

I know it's a work of fiction.

It doesn't change the fact that every time I read the book I end up googling European History convinced Florin exists(ed).

A work of genius.

They made us wear binbags. We are ANGRY!Happy blastbeat day ( Read more... )

I stole a picture from bethnoir as I loved it. Also, because I had an immediate response to it. In the interests of amusing me science. Please participate in this experiment. I have provided some 'easy to follow instructions' for those who are not scientists and, as such, un-used to the rigours involved ( Read more... )