...I got back and the axe I'd worked so hard to damn well find in that port has just vanished. Vanished! Hmph ( Read more... )

Looks like I spoke too soon about stupid human holidays being inflicted ( Read more... )

[There is a Dwarf outside Narvin's room, with a Thud board under his arm. He is sitting, and waiting, for him to come out.

If he doesn't, he'll come to Kay's room. Yeah, he's not stupid. But either way, he is sitting, waiting, and offering to play a game he hates.]

Have you humans stopped killing each other yet ( Read more... )

[Ardent sounds panicked.]

Narvin! You human doctors! I could do with some help!

[No, wait, filter. Filter to Narvin and the infirmary.]

[He's calmed down a little.]

Everything's green. Varying shades of green, and occasionally black, but greenAnd kind of fuzzy around the edges ( Read more... )

[Warden filter]

I have come to inform you that my warden has asked me if I wished for reassignment. So I come here, to submit in writing, that I do not wish to be reassigned at all ( Read more... )

[Warden filter - minus Narvin.]

Will someone please tell me what's going off, and where in the name of Tak Narvin is?

A little information wouldn't go amiss. Does somebody else have his item?

[It doesn't matter what Narvin tells Ardent. He's double checking his stories. There may be future messages, depending on the answer he gets.]

[First ( Read more... )

[video comes on. Ardent's room is relatively well lit. For Ardent's room. Meaning about three, four candles dotted around the place. He's tossing two pieces of plastic between his hands as he talks,]

I am really quite sick of ports which make me human. Apologies to anyone I was rude to, I think that might have come with the territory of losing ( Read more... )

I keep getting these texts demanding I turn up to a 'raid'.

[Video switches on, and he holds up a Warhammer figure] And what are these plastic figures, exactly ( Read more... )

Come near my library with any magical sword which never should have been let out it's box, and you will pay.

Just for public information's sake.

[Private to Kay]

Have you seen Narvin?

I'd rather he didn't die or do something stupid. But I'm not going to look for my own warden, so this one's yours.

[Private to Narvin]

Where are you?

[ ( Read more... )