Last night i went to the Y to swim and when i was done, i took a shower there and as i got out some guy was getting in and he said to me in a deep sexual voice, "how you doing" and i got the fuck out of there. later that night when i went to sleep, it was raining, so i slept outside. all in all, strange night ( Read more... )

so yesterday christ said he had a gift for me and was gonna bring it over after school today. ben and i were going to the px around 230 today, so when the time came, i said lets wait cause foster will be cumming soonish. i called him up and asked what the ETA was, he said 7 to 10 minutes. about 15 minutes later i called him again and he said he'd ( Read more... )

this cum back seemed very chris to me, so i wanted to post it so you know not to fuck with me ( Read more... )

I wanted to leave ya’ll with one of those stories I’ve been known for. It goes back to when I worked in the grocery store. Chris Webber bought a bunch of food and I asked, “is that credit or debit?” and he said, “credit… no debit” and I said, “wow this is just like the ncaa tournament, trying to use something you don’t have.” To which he promptly ( Read more... )

today was a great day at the gym. after i was done working out, i saw the basketball courts were empty, so i decided to shoot around. when i was done i grabed my stuff and started walking out and the ball rolled towards me. i picked it up with one hand and from the three point line, i went for the sky hook. swoosh, i went wild, dropped my stuff, ( Read more... )

on future weapons, they showed a bomb that could destroy up to 40 tanks, only using skeet.
also, i think it'd be cool that if in a comic of xmen, magneto had ripped off one wolverine's arms and then it would re generate. that way he'd have one arm withough the metal.

I got an email from matt damon today. matt damon, george clooney i'm becoming a regular A list celeb

Also, i knew i hated newbalance for a reason. zarqawi wears newbalance.

i've decided to start using a new phrase, "with a knife" its intend is to replace things like "too easy".
"how'd you do?"
possible answers could be
"took first with a knife"
"i knifed it"
"took it with a knife"
"took a knife to him"

jim's really beefed up
http://mas.scripps.com/DRMN/2006/01/23/432934196-_o.jpg

http://www.strongman.pl/zdjecia/news_218_02.jpg

its Venikov and Sheaffer that take it, wow! I thought it was gonna be the special forces captains Viands and May, i mean they're SF, had mountain training, and airborne school. They screwed up and probably won't be showing their faces around america for awhile, not because they lost, just that SF spends pretty much all their time in their ( Read more... )