Best ranger competetion starts tomorrow, be sure to follow it.
https://www.infantry.army.mil/rtb/Best_Ranger/BRC2006/BRC2006.asp

ok, two things ( Read more... )

well i did it, i killed the robot overlord. while i was at the gym i saw natasha and we adventually crossed paths and she said, "hi chris" i thought to myself, "this must be a trick" so i took my water bottle and squirted her with it. She began to spark and then ripped off her human flesh, "i knew it" i shouted a right before she grasped my throat ( Read more... )

If any of you read this soon, put on spike tv. Sting is gonna wrestle, if you miss it, just tell me. I'm tapping it. we can watch it together and i can tell you story about sting when i was young

today at work, some lady that had her baby was shopping behind me and her baby was crying as if it was dying. the lady didn't even acknowledge her baby and because of this lady ignoring her baby, i start cracking up and me laughing got the baby to start laughing, we had a good time ( Read more... )

My dad brought something to my attetion the other day, i won't be here to mow the loan. So haha you guys are all suckers i get a free trip(on a cargo plane) to oklahoma where i get my food served to me(economy sized gruel) You guys are gonna be woken up just to do yard work while i'll sleep in as late as i want(4:01 at the latest) and all i gotta ( Read more... )

So max and ted just drove by my house when i was going to bed and i was in my underwear. This brings me to a point that i'd like to make and a story i want to tell. Ted said i should really think about closing my shades, and i did close my shades as the were passing although i was only closing them because i didn't want the wind to freeze me in my ( Read more... )

today at work i told them that i was quiting because i joined the army and they were like, "really? i didn't know you were into the army." and i responded, "and the army doesn't know i have a job, i keep my personal life and my profesional life seperate." which is true, because i was only working there for like a week, they didn't write down that i ( Read more... )

Today at the dentist office some douche bag buisness man was on the phone while the rest of the room is silent and in this conversation he's like, "she fucked him, she fucked him, totally fucked him." and continued in the manner. And everyone heard it, so now that i am a soldier i had to do something so i give him this look that said, "what are you ( Read more... )

Did you see this?! also, it came second on the headlines to something about chicks eating fast food. also, also, this would be like max if he had a baby.http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001/20060328/1719163210.