today i went food shopping and i had gotten everything but one item, applesuace. So i'm woundering around this maze of a food store for like the third time when some douche bag cums up to me and asks, "could i help you find something sir." to which i giggle to myself reached around under all the food i had pick up already. I pulled out my shotgun ( Read more... )

looking at this was like looking at a mirror that shows the future.
http://www.howrey.com/people/index.cfm?fuseaction=printProfile&employeeID=55232393&layout=printer

i've wanted to tell this story for awhile but never got around to it. when mark, mike, matt and i were playing scrabble and lie was on the board and mike ask if he could put down lying and we all said, you need a y so he put down liey and actually expected me to score that. matt mark and myself later went into the bathroom and played the choking ( Read more... )

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CCoop54: what'd gandhi ever do that was so great
Tacobellrawk: He stopped a war.
CCoop54: so? our president started a war and he's great. starting and ending wars can't both be great, so gandhi must not be great.

steven hunter was at my work today, he also had his bodygaurd. it was strange to see this 7 foot guy in a food store filled with old people, and he needs this short fat guy to protect him

this post is to comment on the comments on my last post and to post a big announcement.
first, the screen name that i'm going by now is ccoop54.
second, deeran was my eq caracter and i only died once so he was like the second deeran.
and finaly the big announcement, brace yourselfs... AWSOME DAY IS CANCELLED!!!

i had a dream last night where someone was trying to kill someone every friday and randomly inbetween those days. i've decided to do that with someone because after like the 4th time you hear, it sicks in your head.
also, i've stopped using deeran2 as my screen name because i don't know the password, so that name would die with this comp

TacoBellRawk: I'm gonna vom. Taco Bell, you've betrayed me ( Read more... )

Red Star of Asia (11:16:07 PM): but after work, max and i have to talk to you about friday ( Read more... )