I got my computer today, i am now only 1 step away from going back to school

I was just messing around with a pencil sharpener, those tiny ones that you would keep in a pencil case or something. Anyway, i was messing around with it, rolling it around my fingers and stuff, then i was spinning it around on my lip and i just ran 2 razors across my lip.

When one of your legs is pig, people can't help but saying, "Oh there's a pig there." and after awhile, that starts to hurt...

Since i am lacking an arch enemy, I've decided that when the next person to say a selected 2 two words near me I'll shout, "I'll kill you." and one day they'll be lying on my basement floor too

I killed that bastard! I walked down into my basement and he was just standing there, waiting, so i grabbed a shoe and snuck up on him. I threw it as hard as i could and now he's body lays on my basement floor as a trophy for all to see.

I met up with my arch enemy just now. I was able to kill three of his children, but he was just too fast for me.

so i was looking for cough drops not too long ago and in the process i had stumbled over a bunch of soda cans and one of them sprung a leak. I grabbed the can and took it out side and threw it as far as possible, then picked it up and slamed it on the ground. To finish it off, i slam dunked the can. When i came back in my cat was sitting at the ( Read more... )

Today i drove pete to work and a funny thing happened ( Read more... )

I was reading this paper about what's going on in Sudan and as i'm reading, the word slavery cums up and i cring as i read it. Now i vow to help anyone i can, if you're ever with me and you see someone in need or hear a scream, remind me to help them out.

2 weeks ago, I had a chicken meal and there were peppers in it. Those peppers ruined my food, so i was forced to throw my food out. Now i just made some chicken soup and on the can it looked great, but once i ate some, there was something wrong it's those damn peppers. I'm going to have to throw this soup out too. Then i'll be forced to kill myself ( Read more... )