Chris's Random Movie Quote:

'Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.'

- Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

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I was pleased with this because it mentioned Taxi Driver.

Now I'm going to kill ted the poser

i saw a commercial on fox that said, "only 4 more days till the television event of the new year" and someone said something like, "we're not gonna make it, get out" then there was a car crash and i thought, "man, american idol's going all out this year"

Dee Snider has a ptcruiser with flames on the side

also, i went to make a pb and j sandwhich and all that was clean was ginsue knife, so i just started chucking knifes at the cat. she was lucky enough not to be harmed, but there's always tomorrow.

also, also, remember super chunk?

this is a day for the record books. at like 330 am ahmed ben pete and myself beat conflict global terror and unlocked extreme mode. a couple hours latter i sent an email to my pricipal lady and around 10 she replied, but she ended her letter with "have a good day!!" 2 exclimation points? not only was 1 not need, but 2?! and who even uses 2 it's ( Read more... )

I was working in the basement and when i was done, i went to the bathroom and was looking in the mirror and i saw i had some dirt on my shoulder and had no idea what to do

There's show on called "Yule Log" it's 7 hours long and all it is is different fireplaces with christmas music. it started at 11pm, no one is eating or throwing a party at 4 am, so there's no need for this show.

This morning i went down to the park and had a good time. When i saw the basketball net i ran at it from the side and grabbed on to the rim, so i kept moving and brought the net with me, so it was facing the side, but don't worry because i came from the other side to fix it. For the first time probably ever i was able to go down one of those big ( Read more... )

I've decided to remake "Water World" but the twist will be that zombies have taken over the world, so everyone moved out to a life a sea to flee from them. And don't bother to steal my idea because i've already gotten a patten for it.

Bamm, later to be know as Halo was originally designed for the Mac. I'll never be able to play it agian without feeling dirty.

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