"get in the know, pedro"

[defyapathy]

My journal is called the all-consuming vagina because of a conversation my roommate crazy_syllable and i once had. We were talking about one of my ex-lovers, and the aura of simultaneous childishness and hot sexuality that she exudes. she's like, this really cute, ditzy, flirty, freckle-faced little girl- only with a zaftig figure (read: huge, gorgeous tits). we

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[crazy_syllable]

it's like a rabid beast, pretending to be a cute kitty: mmm mmmmew.. mew mew MEW CHOMP CHOMP!
[screaming ensues].

[defyapathy]

*giggles*...oh sarah, darling, i cannot get enough of you...

[thekeenan]

are you talking about jessica?

[magentaskin]

but is that YOUR vagina? ;)

[defyapathy]

haha, oh no- i haven't the time or patience to render my poor vulva QUITE that naked. wish that i did, sometimes. honestly that vagina looks a little plastic, doesn't it? it's just a little too perfect...