i figured it out. why i don't like being around people. because i'm never lonely when i'm alone. it takes the presence of another person to make me feel lonely ( Read more... )

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My journal is called the all-consuming vagina because of a conversation my roommate crazy_syllable and i once had. We were talking about one of my ex-lovers, and the aura of simultaneous childishness and hot sexuality that she exudes. she's like, this really cute, ditzy, flirty, freckle-faced little girl- only with a zaftig figure (read: huge, gorgeous tits). we ( Read more... )

 ( America: 2004 )

today i parallel-parked successfully for the first time in years.

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i've decided that if i could only find a job where i could just do crossword puzzles all the time, my life would be complete. it's the only thing that gives me a real sense of fulfillment.

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UNF!

today i got a lot accomplished. today deserves a star: *

good job, self (pats own back)

( this is what i did later when i stopped being productive: )

this takes a while to load, but is worth it. i found it surprisingly inspiring.

( 1920's porn )