i woke up this morning and i wasn't breathing.

i've got a new joke:
A Tennessee man just passed away and left his whole estate to his wife, but she can't touch it until she's 14.

i'm going to london.

in preparation for tropicane arlene, we're battening down the hatches here in orange beach. and by battening down the hatches i mean drinking.

i'm going back outside to enjoy thinking of nothing significant for hours. and hours.

yours truly is addicted to florida lottery scratch offs. god help us all.

one more smile is all i can fake.

so i'm burnt to a crisp. again.

i had SO much fun today. and last night...i think. i'm pretty sure i drank the equivalent of a frontal lobotomy. i miss paige & company already. now for the fun part...cleaning this house. ech.

can we please talk about friendly bed-and-breakfasts, unfamiliar gravel roads, and the hot summer nights we'll have? nights when the air is so heavy and wet that our shirts stick to our chests and it's too hot to breathe? can we talk about the tiny adventures we'll have and the places we'll go? the wonderful people we'll meet along the way? will ( Read more... )

this was my horoscope today ( Read more... )

i'm off to bask in the sun and finally regain the tan i lost while sequestered in my room all week...hopefully there'll be some good reads at the used bookstore to occupy my mind. the question of the day is: where are all of my bay minette bitches and why aren't you at the beach with ME today!? expect a strongly-worded phone call ( Read more... )

i could not be more in love with myself than i am right now. woooo!

yay for great italian food. boo for buttholes and empty promises.
yay for visiting with old friends. boo for other friends leaving.

tonight, i had planned to go out. mixin' and a-minglin', if you will. however, i've decided to forgo the aptly named "battle at fort morgan" party, and instead opted for a more low-key night--and by low-key i mean sitting at home alone, drawing and writing letters to myself ( Read more... )

i'm sunburnt. i love it.