hello all. it's been a while, eh? let's just cut to the chase of it all. me. life has been good. i've been dating tiff for 5 months now and she rocks my face off. love is grand and i am wallowing in it (except that she's fussing at me right now). after 5 years i finally fucking quit TGI FRIDAYS and i couldn't be happier (or more poor). i am ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what ( Read more... )

so...

A+B= :)

then "C" came along. Now...

A+B=0 because now B+C= :) and A= :(

so "A" fell for "D". Well, "D" says that...

A+D=0

fine. Then "A" realizes that not only does...

B+C= :) but B+D= :) also! Therefore C=BD. Or, A=0.

What the fuck. Now "A" feels like a big "A-hole" if you know what i mean.

god i hate math.

great.
just what i needed.
another nemesis.

wow...i'm a dumbass asshole. wish i wasn't, but some how, some way, it's not my fault. tonight was phenomenal. will someone check me into the mental institution, please? because i shouldn't be feeling this way. where's the asprin, mother? i'll have 20 please (god, please don't comment on that. this is a JOURNAL). have the hiccups cuz i'm drunk. ( Read more... )

wow ( Read more... )

look ( Read more... )

"Alright, already we'll all float on ( Read more... )

I

Hate

My

Life

i wish i knew you. maybe that would help me understand why you do the things you do. maybe i wouldn't feel all used up. you've been killing me so slowly...i can't breathe. i don't know how i will ever regain my strength. i want to cry now...mourn my loss... but you have already drained me of all my tears. did they feed you? give you power? give you ( Read more... )